Happy F*cking Birthday Wooden Wick Candle

Because basic birthday gifts are boring. Light up their day (literally) with the ‘Happy F*cking Birthday’ candle—perfect for roasting your friends while making their space smell amazing.

This 11oz Frost Candle comes with a crackling wooden wick that sounds like a tiny round of applause for surviving another year. Hand-poured, packed with lush scents, and housed in a sleek frosted glass jar with a raw maple lid, it’s the perfect mix of classy and unhinged—just like your friendship. 🎂🔥

Here’s the scoop:

• Wax: Coconut soy blend (clean, slow burn—no weird chemicals here)
• Color: Natural, no dyes, because simple is chic
• Wick: Wooden and crackly, for those cozy ASMR vibes
• Burn Time: 50+ hours of zen
• Hand-Made: Hand-poured in the USA, with love and maybe a little sass
• Scents: 9 to choose from—good luck picking just one

Light it up, sit back, and let your home smell like you totally have your life together (even if you don’t).